Idk how bugs haven’t evolved some kind of instinct to tell them that if they land on a human it will immediately try to kill them. Bar like, mosquitos and shit that need to fuck with us to live, there is no reason for a fly or a gnat to land on me except to subject itself to immediate and violent death
I’m just saying if there was a mountainously large creature whereupon if I touched it, much less designed to stand on it, it would immediately try to slap me to death, I would not fuck with it! I simply would not fuck with it
are you suggesting that when a fly lands on me it’s trying to take a selfie with me
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo
enough of the “psychiatric medication suppresses your magical abilities” plot, how’s about “depression was preventing me from blowing shit up with my mind until I got on Zoloft”
If your psychiatric medication is preventing you from levitating, talk to your doctor. You may need to try a different prescription.
